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Conversation I overheard at work
Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
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"I want you. I want to throw you against a wall, wrap your legs around my waist and kiss you. Kiss you until we have to stop to catch our breaths. I want you and only you. I want to take you on road trips that lead us to pulling over on the side of the road because we can’t keep our hands off each other. I want you and your flaws. I want your messy makeup from teary eyes as I hold you and talk to you about life. I want the 3am phone calls because you can’t sleep at night. I want to be yours and only yours. I want to taste all your cooking, even if it’s not good, even if it’s experimenting I’d have you cook every meal for the rest of my life. I want you. I want my trembling hands to grab your waist and dance with you in the middle of an empty room. I want to struggle on days when I can’t see you. I want to fight about meaningless stuff that will lead to meaningful sex. I want you. I want your hand to rest on my forearm as we enter a party, so I can reassure you that you are safe with me. I want to sing to you in the shower and have you shut me up with kisses because we both know I’m no singer. I want the ups and downs, the winter and summer days. I want you and only you…"
what I’m too afraid to say  (via hefuckin)

(Source: h0pefulkid-withaninkedupheart, via fashi0n-wh0re)

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hulkgains:

my main problem is that im not consistent. one minute i workout and eat like a fitness model and another min im a greasy slob too lazy to reach for the remote thats within arms reach.

(via qetfit)

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quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon

(via legit-humour)

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rebecca-blacks-crocs:

do you ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”

(Source: clurex, via legit-humour)

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