offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

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thatscienceguy:

Stars are Huge Nuclear Explosions that are so large their own gravity keeps it in place.

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blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

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"Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober."
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evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

(via no-thisis-patrickstump)

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